No wireless for the weary?

Dear local forest ranger at Cooper's Rock,

It has been brought to my attention recently that you have no wireless Internet available at your location. This is incredibly disturbing, as many graduate students have been tethered to their computers writing and performing research all day and night. These students need to be able to see the outdoors at some point as well, and your lack of Internet availability severely limits this possibility. Please consider making necessary changes so that our eager young minds can visit your beautiful vistas while still maintaining the amount of computer contact needed with their PI. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Sincerely,
Rebecca Ward
Graduate Student CCB, WVU
Currently writing WAY too much.

Special thanks to Bethany Cooperrider for her input and inspiration in writing this post.